Ten Reasons

For Women to like Trannies

10. Never a problem watching “Chick Flicks”

9. Wardrobe Sharing

8. Understands ‘Raging Hormones’

7. Hair Care Products all over the Bathroom Vanity is just fine

6. There's always extra mascara if you run out

5. Lingerie drying on the shower curtain rod isn’t a big deal

4. A small salad is just fine for dinner

3. The razor is fair game for legs

2. Shopping/Mall/Sales—enough said

And the Number One Reason--------------------------------------------------------

The Toilet Seat is always Down!!!!!

The Top Ten Uses For Galiano

10. brake fluid

9. paint thinner

8. charcoal lighter

7. jet fuel

6. ant killer

5. hng repellent

4. paint remover

3. weed killer

2. disinfectant

and the Number one use for Galiano is……

(insert drum roll here)

a guaranteed visit with the Porcelin goddess

The Top Ten Uses for Having Long Fingernails

10. Great for removing earwax

9. Belly Button Lint removal tool

8. Gets that little piece of spinach from between the teeth

7. Gets the built up crud out of the inside of the mouse

6. Really easy to pick fly specks out of pepper

5. Doubles as a screwdriver

4. Gets those nasty flecks off Dishes

3. Very useful in a Cat Fight

2. Can get to that *deep down itch* really good

and the Number One Reason to Have Long Fingernails

Gets the Long, Stringy ones out that blowing your nose won't