Night of Soiled Doves

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Deidre
----------

That's pretty funny. Deidre


----------
(This posting was entered by Deidre, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Julie Brenda
----------


>What about the Sheri's Ranch place down the road?

I've been to both.

I've been to Chicken Ranch only for Night of the Soiled Doves with DLV,
and I've been to Sheri's Ranch with a UNLV Field Trip coordinated by a
Boyd School of Law Student Organization and conducted by the Madam and a
Professor of Law and a Professor of Sociology. We had a fascinating
two-hour tour, a lineup, saw all the specialty rooms that were not
currently occupied, which I believe were all of them, learned about the
expansion plans, the minimums, the policies and procedures, how the
contractors negotiate, etc.

Between the two, I found Sheri's Ranch to be classier, and more to my
liking. But that's going to be the nature of opinion and personal
taste. The two properties are adjacent, not just "down the road" from
each other.

As Annie puts it: "If you would like to visit CR but not 'order from the
menu...'" I will report that I have never ordered from the menu, but it
is educational to read the menu and ask what the selections on it are.
There were entress on that menu that were exotic enough I had not heard
of them.

Sheri's Ranch has a Sports Bar where you're welcome to hang out (en
homme). The only women in there were Sheri's staff, and that was
intentional, so they could interest the customers either into calling
for a lineup or making a direct deal. They own two limos, and will
arrange your transportation, and they also own a small motel. I have
the Madams business card around here somewhere, if someone wants me to
post the information, let me know, and I'll post her contact info.

I hope my $0.02 is helpful.

Julie Brenda Green


----------
(This posting was entered by Julie Brenda, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: annie
----------

>>How about a funeral procession up to NSD with a "guest of honor" in the
>>back?

>If we can get enough dedicated people, I'll go for it. Renting a limo
>is easy enough, but I'll have to round up a casket, and the mourner
>will need a black dress with a veil.

I thought you had a casket of some kind.

I have a long black dress that will probably work, and I'm sure I could
find a Jackie-O style black pillbox hat and veil if I scrounge around in
thrift shops a bit. Actually, any color hat and a bottle of Rit will do
it. :) :)

>I'm the only one who can get into trouble if we get pulled over, and it
>would just be a ticket for running with flags and brights on.

I would think that the cops would tend to cut some slack to anything
that looked like a funeral procession. I do know that cops do watch
people coming right over the pass (don't know the name of it) right as
you exit the Las Vegas area. There's like a fire station or a ranger
station up there, and I have seen cops on the side up there with their
lights off just waiting ...

Hmmmm ... Is it actually illegal to ride in a procession that resembles
a funeral, with the lights on? I know some vehicles now have their
lights on by default.

>after all, I went there as a nun, and there were some other cute
>outfits as well...

LOL! If you remember I wore the outfit I got for our office H'ween party
where our department's theme was "Pimp n Ho" (we won first prize).

I'll never forget riding up there, thinking "What the hell am I doing?
I'm dressed as a hooker, riding in a hearse driven by a nun, and going
to a reception at a cat house!" :) :)


----------
(This posting was entered by annie, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Denise McCracken
----------


>How about a funeral procession up to NSD with a "guest of honor" in the
>back?

If we can get enough dedicated people, I'll go for it. Renting a limo
is easy enough, but I'll have to round up a casket, and the mourner will
need a black dress with a veil. Flowers, I have plenty of plastic ones.

I'm the only one who can get into trouble if we get pulled over, and it
would just be a ticket for running with flags and brights on. And of
course we wouldn't close the top half of the casket, so the "guest of
honor" wouldn't get claustrophobic. This could be a chance to "put on
the dog" or wear just about anything you wanted to; after all, I went
there as a nun, and there were some other cute outfits as well...see
pics from 2004.

-densie


----------
(This posting was entered by Denise McCracken, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: annie
----------

>>Actually, any color hat and a bottle of Rit will do it. :) :)

>Yes, as long as it's not synthetic. I've found that black dye does
>almost nothing to change colors on synthetics...unless there's a trick
>to it that I don't know about?

I don't know. I haven't dyed anything for several years. I do know that
Rit works with cotton/poly blend, but not sure about some of the other
synthetics. I do understand why, it would be kind of like trying to get
dye to stick to saran wrap. :)

>>Hmmmm ... Is it actually illegal to ride in a procession that resembles
>>a funeral, with the lights on? I know some vehicles now have their
>>lights on by default.

>The flags are illegal in most states. I know people who have gotten
>tickets for them. I'm talking about the magnet-mount flags that you put
>on the front fenders, purple with a white cross in the middle that say
>"funeral" on them.

Ok, now I see. If you do get a ticket I'm sure we can take up a
collection for it. :)


----------
(This posting was entered by annie, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Denise McCracken
----------

>I thought you had a casket of some kind.

Just a really small one that I put a dummy in one year. You couldn't
fit a real person in it. I've been wanting to get a real casket,
though, so this might be a good excuse.

>I have a long black dress that will probably work, and I'm sure I could
>find a Jackie-O style black pillbox hat and veil if I scrounge around in
>thrift shops a bit. Actually, any color hat and a bottle of Rit will do
>it. :) :)

Yes, as long as it's not synthetic. I've found that black dye does
almost nothing to change colors on synthetics...unless there's a trick
to it that I don't know about?

>Hmmmm ... Is it actually illegal to ride in a procession that resembles
>a funeral, with the lights on? I know some vehicles now have their
>lights on by default.

The flags are illegal in most states. I know people who have gotten
tickets for them. I'm talking about the magnet-mount flags that you put
on the front fenders, purple with a white cross in the middle that say
"funeral" on them. I don't normally put them out because they would get
shredded in normal driving, but for a special occasion like this, I
wouldn't dream of leaving them off.

>I'll never forget riding up there, thinking "What the hell am I doing?
>I'm dressed as a hooker, riding in a hearse driven by a nun, and going
>to a reception at a cat house!" :) :)

Like that's something unusual?

-densie


----------
(This posting was entered by Denise McCracken, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Deidre
----------

You people are great!!!!!!!!!! Hugs, DEidre


----------
(This posting was entered by Deidre, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Denise McCracken
----------


>Ok, now I see. If you do get a ticket I'm sure we can take up a
>collection for it. :)

I would display it proudly. I'm hoping someday to get a ticket for
"speeding in a hearse". That one is a great honor. ;)

-densie


----------
(This posting was entered by Denise McCracken, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Ginger
----------

> I would display it proudly. I'm hoping someday to get a ticket for
> "speeding in a hearse". That one is a great honor. ;)

Unless you have done a lot of work that hearse won't speed!


----------
(This posting was entered by Ginger, an external user of MyDLV.)

[External Poster]

This posting is from: Denise McCracken
----------


> Unless you have done a lot of work that hearse won't speed!

Getting a little off-topic for DLV, but hearse and ambulance are on the
same chassis, and had a 500 CID engine in 1976. They will do 100 mph
easily, if you can afford the gas! I was driving kind of slowly on the
way to NSD because it's a really curvy road and I wasn't used to driving
the thing. They are top-heavy over a low chassis, and they sway. It
could probably use a set of shocks, but it has A/C this year, so a lucky
passenger could ride in it without her makeup melting. ;)

-denise


----------
(This posting was entered by Denise McCracken, an external user of MyDLV.)