Most creative response ...

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This posting is from: annie
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This has to be the winner of the most creative response to the DLV
registration mailing ...

+I HAVE READ THE READ THE ATTACHED STATEMENTS AND UNDERSTAND THE
+OBLIGATIONS AND RESPONSIBILITIES OF ATTENDING DLV.

+And hereby agree to strictly to adhere to this agreement under severe
+penalty of the following:

+#1.Loss of Credit Card use for shopping 3 years

+#2 Severe runs places in nylons while visiting the Mirage (Runs caused
+by White Tiger )

+#3 Forced wearing of a grey in color and badly styled wig.

+#4 Forced to wear only one breast form while in public

+#5 Forced to walk all the way back home "endrab"

+Registration Number 1041531714-*****

Congratulations, Lori! :)

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(This posting was entered by annie, an external user of MyDLV.)