From: Denise McCracken (dlvdisc@geekbabe.com)
Date: Mon May 09 2005 - 16:15:04 CDT
>asked to appear in an episode of CSI: Las Vegas. Any volunteers to
>write a script and submit to the CSI production team?
How about a porno file script? I'll give you the first scene, and
someone else can pick it up from there. I'm sure that my mail program
will remove all of the script formatting, so if you're gonna send this
to CSI, you'll have to put it back in.
FADE IN:
EXT. - DLV GOLF
ROSADA
It sure is hot on this golf course.
SWOOSHY
You're not kidding. I wish I could take off my wig.
ROSADA
I'm not wearing a wig. This is my real hair.
ANNIE
This is my hair. Look, I've got a receipt for it.
ROSADA
It's not my wig that's bugging me, it's this bra!
SWOOSHY
Why don't you just take it off?
ROSADA
I can't, my breast forms would fall out.
SWOOSHY
Oh. Mine are real, I had them done a few months ago.
ROSADA
Really? Can I see them?
SWOOSHY
Well, it is kind of
(beat)
hot out here!
(taking off bra)
ROSADA
Oh yeah, it's really hot
PORNO MUSIC begins "DUMP DUMP DUMP DADA DUMP DUMP DUMP"
ROSADA
Wow, those are real!
(sucking on Swooshy's boobs)
ANNIE
Hey look, you guys, we have to be at the annual mixer in an hour, so we need to hurry up and finish the game.
DUMP DUMP DUMP DADA DUMP DUMP DUMP
SWOOSHY
I never hurry.
(groaning noises)
ANNIE
Hey, there's a dead body down here!
SWOOSHY
Who gives a sh*t?
Who wants to write scene two?
-densie
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