From: Sarah (dlvdisc@geekbabe.com)
Date: Tue May 10 2005 - 19:52:07 CDT
Las Vegas Strip - Night
The crowd mills about the front entrance of Ceasars Palace, each one
trying to see over other onlookers to the Police clustered on the
asphalt.
Cop1: This is the damnedest thing I've ever seen.
Cop2: No sh*t! And this guy is the 6th one tonight.
Cop1: Where were the others?
Cop2: The first one was at the 4 Queens, then 2 each at Treasure Island
and the Bellagio.
EMT: I think we need to hit them with some kind of stimulant, they're
all stunned already. Wait, this one's coming around.
Victim: All I said was nice dress Baby, and then she turned around. No
NO NOOOOOO!
He covers his eyes with his hands and begins to shiver uncontrolably.
Victim: The nose! My god did you see her nose? Why Me?
As the victim collapses once again an item falls from his clenched hand.
Cop1 picks it up.
Cop1: Look, its a chocolate condom from the Delmar. We better get this
to Gil, have you seen him?
Cop2: The last I saw he was getting in one of those Limos that just
left.
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