From: annie (dlvdisc@geekbabe.com)
Date: Wed Sep 08 2004 - 22:29:46 CDT
> Anybody heard any good monorail jokes lately?
Well, it seems like the Monorail itself is kind of a joke. They are
reporting that shortly after it re-opened after being shut down for the
Labor Day holiday, it is shut down again for some kind of a mechanical
failure.
Maybe Johnny and Ed can express it better ...
Ed: Tell me, oh great one!
Carnak: May the sewers of Rangoon back up in your breakfast!
Audience: {groan}
Ed: Funk and Wagnall's porch, since noon today!
Carnak: Sim salla bim.
Ed: I hold in my hand, the LAST envelope!
Audience: {applause} {cheer} {whistle}
Carnak: May your only son win a Vanna White look-alike contest!
Audience: {chuckle}
Carnak: (envelope to forehead) The Titanic had an orchestra.
Ed: The Titanic had an orchestra.
Carnak: {rip - poof} What's the difference between the Titanic and the
Las Vegas Monorail?
Audience: {laughter} {applause}
Oh well, you asked. :)
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