From: annie (dlvdisc@geekbabe.com)
Date: Wed Jan 07 2004 - 11:00:54 CST
This has to be the winner of the most creative response to the DLV
registration mailing ...
+I HAVE READ THE READ THE ATTACHED STATEMENTS AND UNDERSTAND THE
+OBLIGATIONS AND RESPONSIBILITIES OF ATTENDING DLV.
+And hereby agree to strictly to adhere to this agreement under severe
+penalty of the following:
+#1.Loss of Credit Card use for shopping 3 years
+#2 Severe runs places in nylons while visiting the Mirage (Runs caused
+by White Tiger )
+#3 Forced wearing of a grey in color and badly styled wig.
+#4 Forced to wear only one breast form while in public
+#5 Forced to walk all the way back home "endrab"
+Registration Number 1041531714-*****
Congratulations, Lori! :)
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