From: Rhianna (dlvdisc@geekbabe.com)
Date: Tue May 13 2003 - 22:05:24 CDT
Hear Ye, hear ye, hear ye. To all complainers, a bit 'o humor for y'all.
Mr. Wright was sentenced to hang on Thursday night. Earlier that night,
the sentencing judge was at home taking a shower while his wife was
watching the news for a stay of execution on behalf of Mr. Wright.
Well, she heard it announced in a late news broadcast that Mr. Wright
was granted a stay of execution. She immediately ran upstairs and
opened the bathroom door just as her husband was bending over with his
back to her to pick up the towel which he dropped. "Hector", she said
loudly. "They're not hanging Wright tonight." Hector turned and
blurted back at his wife, "Nag, nag, nag. That's all you ever do."
Hope y'all have a good sense of humor.
Rhianna
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