Online Catalog
This is a mere sampling of our giant 20 page two-color catalog, which includes
everything you need to indulge yourself. To order catalog, kindly
see the ordering instructions.
First Floor, Apparel
All Michael Winston Fashions are made of the absolutely finest miscellaneous
odd lots of undetermined fiber content, and tailored to exacting specifications
by the finest skilled workers that low-wages can buy, to assure accurate fit
and long wear.
Bra
Just what you've always wanted. No more
sneaking around laundry rooms in the middle of the night.
Comfortable and flattering. Shapes and supports for the smoothest fit.
Item #436-9885-a Bra $49.95
Bra 'n' Panties
Just like mom's !!
Bra is tailored for maximum uplift and projection. Underwired
cups of exquisite satin. Panty is the convenient pull-on style, with just the
right amount of coverage.
Item #436-7739-q Bra $45.95
Item #289-2495-r Panties $32.50
Tender Tips
Be all that you can be with these genuine polyurethane bust enhancers. Just as good
as the expensive silicone forms at 1/2 the price. Order two pair and double
your pleasure.
Item #356-7401-h $32.50 each. SPECIAL: Two pair for only #130.00 !!
It's A Cinch !
No matter how much babyfat you've got, this will give you the tiniest waist or
half your money back!! Forget diets, sit-ups, jogging, purging, and all that
strenuous stuff. This is your secret to a body that kills!!
Item #7401-6785-h (regularly)$99.95 SPECIAL This month only: $98.95 !!
Round Mound
Shake it, baby! This'll give you a bottom that the gg's would die for, but you can
live for. Try the look that will turn heads.
Item #658-9876-q: $79.97
With pads: $99.97
With all pads: $119.97
NEW!
Grab Bag Dresses
This is the new disposable style.
What a bargain! You send the $$$, we pick the color and size!
You can't lose!
Item #269-9543-g: $79.97
Second Floor, Cosmetics
To assure your comfort and safety, all Michael Winston Cosmetics have been
thoroughly tested on laboratory animals before being sold to the public.
NEW!
Beard Concealer
Absolutely Guaranteed to cover the darkest, toughest 5 o'clock shadow or half
your money back!! Easy to apply and long wearing. Use remover (sold below).
Item #861-4298-h $28.95 !!
All-purpose Goop
It's new, it's cool, it's fun. Use it on your face, use it on your
lips, use it on your eyes, use it on your cheeks, use it on your
hair, use it everywhere!! Use it up and buy more and more!
Item #866-8794-er $11.95
Sweet And Sour Lipstick
Match your mood. Candy pink for the sweetness in your style, and raven red for the
bitch you always wanted to be. Extra smooth and very long lasting, and TASTY!
Item #866-2794-er $10.95
Bright Blue Eyeshadow
The latest style and rage. Irridescent blue in four dynamite shades. Powder-creme
formula glides on and shimmers. Use remover (below).
Item #866-8794-er Eyeshadow kit: $11.95
Item #866-8785-1 Applicator (shown): $9.95
Blush-On
Show your cheeks! Bright orange-red blush is easy to apply and highlights your best
features. Latest shade, direct from Paris.
Item #866-8094-er Blusher: $13.95
Item #866-8094-1 Brush (shown): $8.50
Clashing Lip and Nail Colour
Just like the gg's wear. They don't match, they're not supposed to. Lip color in
sky-blue pink and nail color in dusty plum. Yeah, they're ugly, but you don't
have to suffer the embarrasment of buying them at your local K-mart.
Item #866-7934-er Lip-Nail Combo $21.95
Third Floor, Wigs
Michael Winston Wigs are made from the finest plastics and synthetics known
to the toy industry. Why pay for expensive Elura or Kenekelon, when you
can have the best for less. All wigs are handcrafted by expert tying machines
and prestyled before they are closely packed in a genuine tyvek shipping
envelope and delivered to your door.
Beulah
Full-bodied. Gobs of thick prestyled curls,
layered gently, for the look you and he will love.
Item #866-8794-er $111.95
Bertha
Salon perfect! Just shake it out and wear it, no styling necessary, no washing necessary.
Item #866-6590-er $141.95
Leona
If you love the lonnnnnngg lonnnnngg look, you'll love this one. Over 15
inches of thick, brushable, split ends. Rich and lustrous.
Item #866-8766-er $123.95
Negeeta
Out for a night on the town, with the chic excited look.
Just shake it out and wear it, no brushing or washing necessary.
When you're done, just throw it in the corner.
Item #866-8594-er $126.95
Serpentina
Long on class and luxury. Versitile and brushable. You can braid or clip as well.
Is anybody still reading this thing??
Item #866-8749-er $113.95
Merci
Very fashionable, but low maintenance. Pre-styled in the look you will fall in love
with. Soft bangs and long sides.
Item #867-5309-er $108.95
MaggieMay
The morning sun shining in your face really shows your age, but that don't
worry me none in my eyes you're everything.
Item #866-6209-er $121.95
Maxine
Cascades of long waves down the sides and back. Soft tresses move with you.
Very natural. Your best look ever or half your money back!
Item #866-9407-er $114.75
Rossi
Hello Dere! For the instant Bad Hair Day.
Item #866-8094-er $117.95