And now from the HOME OFFICE in Beautiful Wahoo Nebraska
(just west of Omaha, somewhere in Middle America)
comes Tonight's TOP TEN
EXCUSES WHY YOUR LEGS DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR !!
Anton, a drum roll please !!
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NUMBER TEN: Uh, I've taken up cycling, er, swimming, er, running, er, skydiving, er ...
NUMBER NINE: Uh, it's for Halloween, like next October, ya know ...
NUMBER EIGHT: Uh, they sent me this free sample of Nair by mistake and
I hate to see it go to waste.
NUMBER SEVEN: Uh, ever since my wife found this pair of pantyhose in the
back seat of my car.
NUMBER SIX: Uh, well, ya see, I've had chemotherapy on my legs, ya know,
and ...
NUMBER FIVE: Uh, I'm part Native American an we don't have much body hair, I think.
NUMBER FOUR: Uh, you see, I'm in the Navy and ...
NUMBER THREE: Uh, I just visited Elbonia, and it's a custom over there, ya know ...
NUMBER TWO: Uh, because my S.O. is turned on by it.
And the NUMBER ONE :
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